That is a picture of me. As you can tell from it, I love horchata and reading. What you can’t tell, but should know, is that I also love Hawaiian shirts, 3-pointers, and shooting 3-pointers in Hawaiian shirts. Aloha. I was born and raised in Los Angeles and have been mistaken for Macaulay Culkin several times. My ultimate goal in life is to deliver a half-time speech to a ragtag team of underdogs that changes the course of their lives and the history of the world forever. Also, I object to restaurants that list quesadillas as an appetizer and not an entrée. Show some respect! Thanks for visiting my site.